Chat reblogged from I am a -creep- with 43 notes
THE MOST WONDERFUL OMEGLE EVER
- You: BROTHER!
- Stranger: ehehehehe
- You: BROTHER IS THAT YOU?!
- Stranger: DAMNIT THOR
- You: COME HOME BROTHER
- Stranger: CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
- Stranger: ALL I WANT
- Stranger: IS FOR THESE BITCHES TO KNEEL
- You: NO BROTHER BECAUSE YOU CONTINUE TO REFUSE ME
- Stranger: ILL COME HOME WHEN THEY KNEEL
- You: I WILL CONVINCE YOU
- You: I WILL NOT KNEEL
- You: BROTHER
- You: BROTHER ARE YOU COMING HOME YET
- Stranger: THEN I'M NOT COMING HOME
- You: BROTHER COME HOME
- Stranger: THOR PLS
- You: WE HAVE TO CONTINUE OUR GAME OF MONOPOLY
- You: YOU SIMPLY LEFT
- Stranger: YOU ALREADY KNOW I WON OK THOR
- You: NO
- Stranger: WELL YOU KNOCKED THE BOARD OVER
- You: YOU WERE CHEATING BROTHER
- Stranger: I HAD PACIFIC AVENUE
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: YOU WERE JUST MAD
- Stranger: BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID AND I'M SMART
- Stranger: YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MJOLNIR TO ANYTHING YOU DON'T LIKE THOR
- You: YOU MADE ILLUSIONS OF LITTLE TINY HOUSES AND MONEY
- You: YOU CHEATED
- Stranger: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
- You: BROTHER LET US PLAY ANOTHER GAME
- Stranger: WHAT GAME
- You: SIMON SAYS COME HOME
- You: HAHA! NOW YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
- Stranger: SIMON SAYS KNEEL
- Stranger: SO KNEEL BITCH
- You: NO I AM SIMON
- Stranger: WELL FUCK YOU SIMON
- You: BROTHER I AM NOTHING LIKE A FEMALE DOG
- You: BROTHER HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL
- Stranger: BECAUSE DADDY LOVES YOU MORE OK
- Stranger: THOR I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED
- You: COME HOME OR IN THE NAME OF ODIN I WILL NEVER PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH YOU AGAIN
- Stranger: I ALWAYS WIN ANYWAYS
- You: BECAUSE YOU LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK
- You: LIKE THIS
- You: BROTHER COME HOME AND I WILL LOVE YOU
- You: AND WE CAN PLAY MONOPOLY
- Stranger: THUR PLS
- You: BUT NOT HIDE AND SEEK BECAUSE YOU CANNOT BE TRUSTED
- Stranger: MAYBE YOU CANNOT BE TRUSTED
- You: YOU ARE A DIRTY LIAR BUT I LOVE YOU
- You: BROTHER!
- Stranger: WELL YOU ARE A DIRTY MAN AND I HATE YOU
- You: I AM NOT DIRTY
- You: I BATHE
- Stranger: IN MEAD
- You: YOU DO NOT HATE ME
- Stranger: AND WHORES
- You: IT IS STILL A BATH
- You: THEREFORE IT IS CLEAN
- You: BROTHER!
- You: ARE YOU COMING YET
- You: I AM IMPATIENT
- You: BROTHER
- You: BROTHER
- You: BROTHER
- You: BROTHER
- You: BROTHER
- Stranger: BROTHER
- Stranger: I-I
- Stranger: I
- Stranger: KNEEL
- You: NO
- Stranger: YES
- You: NO
- Stranger: YES
- You: I HAVE WEAK KNEES
- You: THEY ARE WEAK FROM SUPPORTING MY MASSIVE UPPER BODY
- You: I CANNOT KNEAL
- You: YOU KNOW THIS
- You: BROTHER
- Stranger: YOUR HUN-I MEAN
- You: COME HOME
- Stranger: UH
- Stranger: uh
- Stranger: ...
- You: BROTHER
- Stranger: BROTHER
- You: I AM BORED.
- You: COME HOME
- Stranger: ;~;
- You: WHAT IS THAT?
- You: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS
- You: COME HOME BROTHER
- Stranger: IT APPEARS I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE BROTHER
- You: THEN TAKE IT OUT
- Stranger: I'M AFRAID I CANNOT
- Stranger: WHY IS THERE WATER ON MY FACE
- You: BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR EYE MY PRECIOUS BROTHER
- You: BECAUSE YOU NEED HELP
- Stranger: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME THOR
- You: I HAVE HELPED
- You: COME HOME BROTHER
- You: BROTHER
- You: WIPE YOUR FACE
- You: AND COME HOME
- Stranger: ONLY IF I CAN USE YOUR CLOAK
- You: NO
- Stranger: ALSO I WANT YOU TO DRAW A MOUSTACHE ON SIF
- You: MOTHER MADE THIS CLOAK
- Stranger: AND NAME THE MOUSTACHE WENDY
- Stranger: AND THEN I WILL COME HOME
- You: I WILL NOT BE PART OF YOUR TRICKERY BROTHER
- Stranger: THEN I WILL NOT COME HOME, BROTHER
- You: MOUSTACHES NAMED WENDY ONLY COME WITH A CAN FILLED WITH FAKE SNAKES THAT POP OUT AT YOU
- You: WHICH IS A CAN OF TRICKERY
- You: BROTHER YOU MUST COME HOME
- Stranger: NOT UNTIL SIF HAS A MOUSTACHE
- You: AS THOR I COMMAND IT
- Stranger: THESE ARE MY DEMANDS
- Stranger: IF YOU CANNOT KNEEL, THEN SO YOU MUST MOUSTACHE LADY SIF
- You: FINE.
- You: I AGREE TO YOUR MUSTACHE TERMS
- You: BUT ONLY IF SIF AGREES TO IT
- Stranger: I MOUSTACHE YOU ONE MORE QUESTION
- You: I WILL NOT FORCE A MUSTACHE ON HER.
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: YOU MUST DO IT WHILE LADY SIF SLEEPS
- You: YOUR WAY OF WORDING IS STRANGE BROTHER
- Stranger: THOR THESE ARE MY CONDITIONS
- Stranger: DO YOU NOT LOVE ME BROTHER?
- Stranger: WOULD YOU NOT DO THIS FOR ME?
- You: COME HOME BEING AWAY IS CLEARLY MAKING YOU CONFUSED
- You: BROTHER
- You: BROTHER
- You: COME HOME
- Stranger: BROTHER
- Stranger: FINE BROTHER
- You: YES!
- Stranger: BUT IF LADY SIF DOES NOT ACQUIRE A MOUSTACHE
- You: WE SHALL CELEBRATE WITH MEAD AND WHORES!
- You: AND MOUSTACHES FOR ALL
- Stranger: I AM GOING TO TURN MJOLNIR INTO A BUNCH OF SNAKES
- You: AND MONOPOLY!
- You: IMPOSSIBLE.
- Stranger: BUT BROTHER I DO NOT DRINK
- You: YOU WILL DRINK.
- Stranger: YOU WILL HAVE TO FORCE ME, THEN
- You: I WILL
- Stranger: I DISLIKE CELEBRATIONS EVER SO MUCH
- You: HORRAY FOR CELEBRATION
- You: YOU WILL CELEBRATE
- You: AND WE SHALL PLAY MONOPOLY
- You: AND I SHALL WIN
- Stranger: CAN I CELEBRATE BY PUTTING A MOUSTACHE NAMED WENDY ON EVERY INHABITANT OF ASGARD?
- Stranger: YOU WILL NEVER WIN, THOR, YOU ARE TOO STUPID AND BRASH TO WIN.
- You: I AM NOT STUPID
- You: EVERY MOUSTACHE CANNOT BE NAMED WENDY
- Stranger: THOR, YOU THOUGHT BUSTING INTO JOTUNHEIM WITH 6 PEOPLE WAS A GOOD IDEA
- You: THAT IS RIDICULOUS BROTHER
- Stranger: AND YOU TOLD DAD ABOUT SLEIPNIR
- Stranger: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL
- You: I DO NOT SEE HOW THAT MAKES ME STUPID BROTHER
- Stranger: TOO STUPID TO KEEP A SECRET
- You: WHY WOULD I KEEP A SECERT FROM FATHER
- Stranger: BECAUSE
- Stranger: I'M YOUR BROTHER
- You: YOU'RE ADOPTED
- Stranger: ....wow.
- Stranger: I...
- You: ARE YOU COMING HOME YET
- Stranger: ok.
- Stranger: this is goodbye, then, Thor.
- You: NO
- You: BROTHER!
- Stranger: you have wounded me ever so much
- You: LIAR
- You: COME HOME
- You: YOU ARE NOT HURT
- Stranger: my... my feelings
- You: FROST GAINTS DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS
- You: COME HOME BROTHER
- You: WE SHALL PLAY OTHER GAMES LIKE RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT
- Stranger: WE DO, DEEP DOWN IN OUR ICY HEARTS
- Stranger: IN THE DEEPEST COCKLES
- You: COCK?
- You: BROTHER
- You: YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING TO THE MAN OF METAL TOO MUCH
- Stranger: how about we play THOR IS A BIG JERK AND NO ONE LOVES LOKI
- You: I LOVE LOKI
- Stranger: IT'S NOT TALKING I'VE BEEN DOING, BROTHER.
- You: AND I AM NOT A JERK
- You: YOU'VE BEEN DOING STARK?
- You: HOW DO YOU DO STARK?
- You: EXPLAIN
- You: BROTHER YOU CONFUSE ME
- Stranger: GOODNESS NO BROTHER
- You: COME HOME.
- Stranger: WE HAVE PLAYED CHESS
- You: CHESS IS BORING
- Stranger: YOU'RE BORING
- You: CHECKERS IS MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE
- Stranger: YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE TO READ
- You: AND YOU ARE CRULE
- You: READING IS BORING
- You: I DO NOT SEE HOW THAT IS RELEVANT
- You: COME HOME BROTHER
- Stranger: FINE
- Stranger: FINE
- Stranger: FINE
- You: YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY?
- Stranger: YES LET US CALL HEMIDALL
- Stranger: I WANT TO RETIRE TO MY CHAMBERS
- Stranger: MY HAIR LOOKS AWFUL
- You: YOUR HAIR IS FINE
- You: GREASY AS USUAL
- Stranger: THOR
- Stranger: IT IS NOT GREASY
- You: LOKI
- You: IT IS
- Stranger: THIS IS WHY I LEFT HOME IN THE FIRST PLACE, THOR
- Stranger: YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE
- You: BROTHER
- You: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
- You: DID YOU NOT INTEND IT TO BE GREASY
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: I JUST WANT MY HAIR TO BE SHINY AND LUSTROUS
- You: WELL IT IS
- Stranger: LIKE YOURS....
- You: HAHAHA OH BROTHER
- You: THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
- Stranger: ....
- Stranger: I'M LEAVING THOR
- Stranger: THIS IS GOODBYE.
- Stranger: TO YOU AND YOUR SHINY HAIR.
- You: NO BROTHER
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Photo reblogged from Eleven. with 6,863 notes
Billie Piper, Paper Mario, and I guess all the Avengers.
Run to the hills, zombiebros.
Method Man, Kite, who’s mine, played as a bounty hunter in SWTOR, and Neo.
Wow, I’m doing fucking awesome, assuming we’re in the matrix. Even then, Neo’s not entirely useless, and Kite has fucking rocket-launchers on his arms.
Rammstein, Ripto, and Shamshir
……I’m pretty much set.
Johnny Cash, Link, Optimus Prime.
Yep. I’m good.
Justin Timberlake, uh… Mario(?), and… Ffff… Joe Lamb?
… I’m screwed.
The Hoosiers, Caim (and the Dragon I guess), and Harry Potter.
…No I think I’m fine.
(I have no idea who sang the Pokemon theme song, so I’m gonna say Herman Cain), the trainer from Pokemon Ruby (currently four badges into a Nuzlocke), and
DeckardHarrison Ford. We’re pretty good over here.The bunny the bear (lol), the entire cast of L4D2, Captain America.
I’m fucking set.
Whoever did the Magi Rp (Ante Up), A totodile or a trainer, Anne from Brides Maid
……Fuck…Tototdile start nomming those rare candies
I’m just gonna count groups as one. soooooooooooo.
1) Steam Powered Giraffe
2) John Marston
3) The Avengers
…well, it’s not the Marvel Zombies-verse Avengers, and John Marston did fucking amazing in the Undead Nightmare DLC. So yeah, I’m good. I’ve even got good music to accompany the apocalypse.
Murdoch Nichols
Altair
Thor
Awwwwww yeah (just kidding, we’ll probably all die because Murdoch will do something ridiculous, but still yay)
Mick Jagger
Ezio Auditore
Ang the Avatar
I’m fucking ready bitches.
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Video reblogged from ...but it was A beginning. with 85,968 notes
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Post reblogged from Polyphonic Prayer ♕ with 5 notes
Jacob?
HELLO THERE!
Every time you text me I get a little bit of Murdoc & 2-D arguing.
And no one has yet been able to describe what that actually smells like, so…
Have a Gif.
Um, also, ‘Talk like that’ is now in my recently played and it keeps making me laugh.
Nice GIF.
As in they’re your text tone? Or i just make you think of them arguing?
xD Presets!
And the boat smell in indescriminate!
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Chat reblogged from CAS, GET OUTTA MY ASS! with 34,077 notes
How roll call will go in the future:
- Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
- Teacher: Albus
- Albus: Here!
- Teacher: Doctor
- Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
- Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
- Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
- Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
- Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
- Primrose: Here
- Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
- Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
- Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
- Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
- Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
- Teacher: Kurt
- Kurt: Right here, miss!
- Bowtie boy: You're the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.
- Teacher: And there you are Blaine.
- Teacher: Rory
- Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
- Teacher: Hm...Sher..lock? Odd name.
- Sherlock: Here. Leaving. Dull.
- Teacher: Get back in here!
- John: Oh, sod it. Sherlock come back.
- Sherlock: Not good?
- Teacher: Right, you're John, then.
- Jim: Hello, boys.
- Teacher: Oh, you're new.
- Jim: Jim Moriarty, hi! Fail me and I'll burn you.
- Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
- Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
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Hi! I’m Kas and I have too much shit, so I’m hosting a giveaway! I would prefer that you be following me, just so you can know who wins, but it doesn’t matter, honestly. Likes and reblogs count. You can reblog as many times as you want, I don’t care LOL. I can ship anywhere.
This ends on April 30th
You could win:
- 3 My Little Pony coloring books
- Thor cup
- a Nepeta Hat
- a 3Ds
- A DS case
- and 13 DS games (plus a gameboy game!)
Is it weird that my want for the 3DS is equalled by my want for those colouring books?
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WE LOVE FINE WEDNESDAY IS FULL OF PRETTY PONIES!
And now that Hezaa’s nouveau My Little Pony designs total lucky seven, we are doing one of our best Wednesday giveaways yet! One lucky winner will receive their choice of ANY of the seven MLP nouveau designs, in men’s or women’s style!
Reblog this post and enter to WIN!
I REALLY WANT THESE SHIRTS
Even if i have to pay for postage
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tag to end all tags.
Reblogging because that tag could not be any more accurate if it bloody tried.
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Wait what’s this movie.
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look, they put toby mcguire in blaine’s clothes..
^^
GATSBY! WOOO!
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